CORNY PICK UP LINES
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day?

Guy: Can I have directions?

Girl: To where?

Guy: To your heart.

Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel.

Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.

I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between.

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

I'd look good on you.

My name's.............. but you can call me lover.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Can I get some fries with that shake?

I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

Guy: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.

Girl:Oh Really. What is that?

Guy: Its just that...your numbers not in it.

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

I want to tell you your fortune. (Take her hand and write your phone number on it) Your future is clear.

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (Kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet)

(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.

I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

Hey beautiful...that is your name right?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Guy: Fat penguin

Girl: What!?

Guy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

(First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say) I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

Guy: Can I borrow a quarter?

Girl: What for?

Guy: I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams