SWEET PICK UP LINES

Release your inner pussy!

She might Like it.

Guy:Can I borrow a quarter?

Girl: What for?

Guy: I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams

When God made you, he was showing off.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.

Wow, I've never met someone quite like you.

Excuse me, Ive had a horrible day today but it always cheers me up when I see a beautiful girl smile, can you please smile for me?

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous.

Guy: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.

Girl: Oh Really. What is that?

Guy: Its just that...your numbers not in it.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Hey beautiful...that is your name right?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

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